It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
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    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 653

  • Julia Lima
    Julia Lima  15 minutes back

    My university is trying a new thing where all students get free textbooks and free printing. Girl I guess something went right somewhere and I got blessed along the way. I still spend way too much money on gas with my hour long commute sooo

    • Max Liechty
      Max Liechty  23 minutes back

      When you ranted about school, oooh girl, at least someone gets it

      • This is Cutie Ringo Joy
        This is Cutie Ringo Joy  31 minutes back

        I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

        • Jack Rigdon
          Jack Rigdon  38 minutes back

          samantha!
          saMANtha!
          sa *MAAAANN*-

          • Mik K
            Mik K  38 minutes back

            I knew you were from Toronto.

            • Izzy Dp
              Izzy Dp  44 minutes back

              q and a for joana:
              is there a dog in your future

              • Izzy Dp
                Izzy Dp  45 minutes back

                q and a for joana ;
                do you like the beatles?

                • Analisa Kool kid
                  Analisa Kool kid  1 hours back

                  Can we just take a moment to remember the time when Joana first started high School. can we just take another moment to remember when Joana absolutely loved her avocado toast. Maybe old Joana be remembered

                  • Magnolia Bustos
                    Magnolia Bustos  1 hours back

                    Who else is just watching her old videos for no reason😐

                    • SarahAesthics
                      SarahAesthics  1 hours back

                      which university does she go to?

                      • Emily Cobb
                        Emily Cobb  1 hours back

                        Are you eating mushrooms for breakfast?

                        • Pikachau
                          Pikachau  2 hours back

                          Be careful with Peter Pan. He screams.

                          • Zoey's Zone
                            Zoey's Zone  2 hours back

                            when joana reads percy jackson 🥺💗

                            • Roisin gacha
                              Roisin gacha  2 hours back

                              The algebra joke was on the wall in my maths class

                              • JustLivinLife
                                JustLivinLife  2 hours back

                                Okay but “apple piss”

                                • JustLivinLife
                                  JustLivinLife  2 hours back

                                  I’m the weird kid that sits in the back and doesn’t talk...except I love History

                                  • Daniella Muhumuza
                                    Daniella Muhumuza  2 hours back

                                    samantha..
                                    _samantha_
                                    *SAMANTHA!*

                                    • Natalie Sanchez
                                      Natalie Sanchez  2 hours back

                                      Lucky you, you have it all

                                      • Sam
                                        Sam  2 hours back

                                        why dont you have your license?

                                        • Emy Hall
                                          Emy Hall  2 hours back

                                          Broooooo sep 4th is the worst day it’s the day I was born

                                          • Florance Pimentel
                                            Florance Pimentel  3 hours back

                                            Are you Dutch??

                                            • Caitlyn We
                                              Caitlyn We  3 hours back

                                              6:16 bobs

                                              • Mazie Charlton
                                                Mazie Charlton  3 hours back

                                                I HAVE THE SAME CABINETS AS YOU OMG

                                                • Jimins' got Yes jams
                                                  Jimins' got Yes jams  3 hours back

                                                  YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO ONE MILLION SUBS 💜💜💜💜💜💜

                                                  • Yuri
                                                    Yuri  3 hours back

                                                    Is it ok that I want to have sex with you?

                                                    • Lexee.Raine
                                                      Lexee.Raine  3 hours back

                                                      thanks

                                                      • Itzel Marroquín
                                                        Itzel Marroquín  4 hours back

                                                        I love your videos so much! You have something to said every damn second 😂💖

                                                        • Crazy Kiwi
                                                          Crazy Kiwi  4 hours back

                                                          And I'm still here on middle school :P

                                                          • XxQueen ShadowxX
                                                            XxQueen ShadowxX  4 hours back

                                                            *watches the video*
                                                            *hah what a relaxing day let's watch joana ceddia!*

                                                            *10 seconds later*

                                                            *this is not joana.... *

                                                            • Sarah Fox
                                                              Sarah Fox  4 hours back

                                                              this energy of this woman is highly chaotic but that is exactly what I came here for and i am, in fact, delighted.

                                                              • Cuc Phuong
                                                                Cuc Phuong  4 hours back

                                                                10:02 ALL HAIL MUJI PENS AGHHH

                                                                • sunshine queen
                                                                  sunshine queen  4 hours back

                                                                  I'm mad about the bit about yellow but I'll let it slide

                                                                  • ur saviour
                                                                    ur saviour  4 hours back

                                                                    Well if you live in Toronto I’ll be in crap because I’ll be making the explosions anyways

                                                                    • ur saviour
                                                                      ur saviour  4 hours back

                                                                      JOHN CENA READS PERCY JACKSON YES! WE ARE ONTARIO TWINSSKSJSUDINJFJSIUSIDJCN

                                                                      • Bella Amaya
                                                                        Bella Amaya  4 hours back

                                                                        8:24 the birds work for the bourgeoisie

                                                                        • ur saviour
                                                                          ur saviour  4 hours back

                                                                          John Cena is a legend. I will drown you in the CN tower if you disagree since I am le Ontario...

                                                                          • Bella Bal
                                                                            Bella Bal  4 hours back

                                                                            AHAHA POSSIBLE SNIPER HIDEOUTS OML JOANA IM PEEING

                                                                            • Bubble Sonk
                                                                              Bubble Sonk  4 hours back

                                                                              *Joana:* The 4th of September is the worst day if the year
                                                                              *Me, who was born on September 4th:* So true lol

                                                                              • Mariela Ramirez
                                                                                Mariela Ramirez  4 hours back

                                                                                Was that a Percy Jackson book I saw???

                                                                                • Actinium Lizard
                                                                                  Actinium Lizard  5 hours back

                                                                                  1:40 is she just...eating a mushroom? I can't tell, at first I thought it was a potato but the inside is way too white.

                                                                                  • Piplupip
                                                                                    Piplupip  5 hours back

                                                                                    my sister goes to your university!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                    • christina
                                                                                      christina  5 hours back

                                                                                      the only downside of being a stem major is that you have to reassure
                                                                                      people that you have no intention of destroying the world...

                                                                                      • rollership
                                                                                        rollership  5 hours back

                                                                                        omg she's a genius

                                                                                        • Passive Aggressive Cat
                                                                                          Passive Aggressive Cat  5 hours back

                                                                                          What's her major?

                                                                                          • Lauren Paz
                                                                                            Lauren Paz  5 hours back

                                                                                            we have the same waterbittle

                                                                                            • DSTY
                                                                                              DSTY  5 hours back

                                                                                              Trump 2020.

                                                                                              • Elisa Rivas
                                                                                                Elisa Rivas  5 hours back

                                                                                                Omg she goes to my school

                                                                                                • Gabby Sanchez
                                                                                                  Gabby Sanchez  6 hours back

                                                                                                  PitBull is real :)