The New Map of America


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  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson   3 weeks back



    • Santi PB
      Santi PB  2 days back

      Uh oh

    • I suffer from artism
      I suffer from artism  2 days back

      “Speaking of three inches” insert Carson small penis joke here

    • Toast
      Toast  3 days back

      CallMeCarson Stop shilling your dumbass Barbie dolls

    • yoshimanrpg
      yoshimanrpg  4 days back

      Does the wood fired pizza have left beef on it?

  • HaeiFive
    HaeiFive  1 hours back

    There was something dangerous about SHACK.

    SHACK was up to no good.

    SHACK created *B I G L I O N*

    • Lix• is taken
      Lix• is taken  2 hours back

      ¡Alright everyone, buckle up because you're in for a ride. You all remember the hit Pixar movie Cars, yeah? Well have you ever thought about the implications of a society of cars? In the first movie there was a car that had fought in a war, presumably the Vietnam war; meaning that the wars that exist in our universe exist in the cars universe. So that means car-Hitler has to exist, which means car-genocide and car-racism have to exist. If that wasnt bad enough, the fact that there are different types of cars means that car-racism may be not only prevalent in the Cars universe but it gives the cars an actual reason to be racist; making racism in the cars universe ok. Think about it. "Sorry ma'am, we dont allow diesel vehicles because you make too much noise." Speaking of diesel, ever thought about the car-planet's environment? There are two options: either no one cares about the environment in the car universe meaning before too long their planet will end, or the other darker option: car genocide. In order to cut emissions the cars may have a plan to exterminate all non fuel efficient cars. Perhaps even all cars reliant on gas. And in this world this is again, a viable solution. Meaning the cars universe is not only pro racism, but also pro genocide.And dont even get me started on the other vehicles. Did the cars invent planes and trains? We know from the 2013 film Planes that the planes are just as intelligent as the cars, so does that mean that the cars have successfully created a new species? But here's the kicker, what are the planes and trains used for? That's right, transportation. The cars invented beings just as Intelligent as them solely for the purpose of transportation. The trains aren't even allowed to leave their tracks for crying out loud! And clearly the planes cant just go strolling through the city, so they're also contained in their hangers. I'm sure you get what I'm saying here; the cars invented these species to be their slaves. The cars universe is pro racism, pro genocide and pro slavery. It's time to wake up and start asking the real questions people.

      • Daedric Cheddar
        Daedric Cheddar  2 hours back

        *B I G L I O N H O L Y S H I T*

        • Drewbert
          Drewbert  2 hours back

          I'm glad I live in Virginia, aka North Virginia

          • CalamityCast LexPlays
            CalamityCast LexPlays  3 hours back

            Everybody gangsta til Giga Aslan starts spewing radioactive laser beams and lobbing nukes with his shadowless darkness arm

            • Shr00m
              Shr00m  5 hours back

              I missed the internet so much

              • Fritzboi esrael
                Fritzboi esrael  6 hours back

                Check out that video called UH OH

                • Operationally Opaque
                  Operationally Opaque  9 hours back

                  Right but where's *Nashoba?*

                  • Tiyro
                    Tiyro  10 hours back

                    Imagine Carson watches this in 30 years...

                    • lauren marie curtis
                      lauren marie curtis  10 hours back

                      I’ve watched this at least six times just for big lion

                      • SuperScourgeGaming
                        SuperScourgeGaming  10 hours back

                        I’m proud to say that I live in a hamburger helper

                        • Yesn't
                          Yesn't  11 hours back

                          I got banned of carson discord for no reason

                          • kayla-chan uwu
                            kayla-chan uwu  11 hours back

                            ted and travis are the two biggest crackheads of the group i swear they're too powerful

                            • DasPotato
                              DasPotato  12 hours back


                              • Kallú
                                Kallú  12 hours back

                                My mom didn't let me buy your youtooz im sad :(

                                • Littlex Wolf
                                  Littlex Wolf  12 hours back

                                  "oh god they nuked fucking pheb"

                                  • Leills
                                    Leills  12 hours back

                                    Carson please do a face reveal your fans need to know who’s behind this 💯 comedy

                                    • Yeetus the Deetus
                                      Yeetus the Deetus  12 hours back

                                      Why does Travis sound like he has reverse puberty

                                      • Buttface McGee
                                        Buttface McGee  12 hours back

                                        Fuckin cringy bitch

                                        • Ignis
                                          Ignis  12 hours back

                                          the south america bit woulda been better with the avengers music

                                          • Cluto
                                            Cluto  12 hours back

                                            He made my state a hamburger helper lmao

                                            • Not.Ethan
                                              Not.Ethan  12 hours back

                                              i want some *BIG LION* lore out here

                                              • Villager
                                                Villager  13 hours back

                                                ᴏʜ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴜᴋᴇᴅ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ᴘʜᴇʙ

                                                • Big Lion
                                                  Big Lion  14 hours back

                                                  IT IS ME, BIG LION. PRAISE ME!

                                                  • Chistian Morris
                                                    Chistian Morris  16 hours back

                                                    Do a video about making a new God

                                                    • The Caveman
                                                      The Caveman  17 hours back


                                                      • The_Krazy_King_Cryo
                                                        The_Krazy_King_Cryo  17 hours back

                                                        I like how he was complaining about Travis’s a and the font he uses uses the a Travis uses

                                                        • ShotGunFish null
                                                          ShotGunFish null  17 hours back

                                                          He clearly likes it

                                                          • DamesWorld
                                                            DamesWorld  18 hours back

                                                            Remember Joe?

                                                            • Victor haug
                                                              Victor haug  18 hours back

                                                              Carson’s neck is HUGE

                                                              • Poor boy Inc.
                                                                Poor boy Inc.  18 hours back

                                                                Speaking of three inches...

                                                                • Dakota Thompson
                                                                  Dakota Thompson  20 hours back

                                                                  Jesus, y'alls a bunch of stoners and I love it bro.

                                                                  • Marwin Nurme
                                                                    Marwin Nurme  20 hours back

                                                                    carson neck big

                                                                    • JR Chaseify
                                                                      JR Chaseify  22 hours back

                                                                      Carson said he got on with six of his friends, one of his friends was himself

                                                                      • banana-chan gacha
                                                                        banana-chan gacha  22 hours back

                                                                        I live in Florida :'(

                                                                        • Isaiah Schwarz
                                                                          Isaiah Schwarz  23 hours back

                                                                          I love how Ted talked about big lion as if he had no control over it

                                                                          • Yobama
                                                                            Yobama  23 hours back

                                                                            UPLOAD YOU GOBLIN

                                                                            • Rasec
                                                                              Rasec  24 hours back

                                                                              big lion

                                                                              • Victor Windatt
                                                                                Victor Windatt  1 days back

                                                                                Merciless sun god vs big lion?

                                                                                • RodZ-AJ
                                                                                  RodZ-AJ  1 days back

                                                                                  The people who disliked this video should be vanished by big lion

                                                                                  • Dxddy Sargento
                                                                                    Dxddy Sargento  1 days back

                                                                                    15:35 killed me yooo😭😭😭

                                                                                    • Gevy
                                                                                      Gevy  1 days back

                                                                                      15:37 Ooooooooo

                                                                                      • Hans
                                                                                        Hans  1 days back

                                                                                        big lion fucking killed me

                                                                                        • Hayden Holt
                                                                                          Hayden Holt  1 days back

                                                                                          Mmmmmmmm yes oh yes friend virginia

                                                                                          • MC Silverstein
                                                                                            MC Silverstein  1 days back

                                                                                            Big lion

                                                                                            • Georgez105
                                                                                              Georgez105  1 days back


                                                                                            • Itsashane
                                                                                              Itsashane  1 days back

                                                                                              Big lion